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Hi... xD

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I didn't know what I was thinking when I moved accounts; I was so stressed and my life was a mess back then, so I wanted to remove traces of myself... I even removed most of my stories due to the fact that some of them triggered horrible memories. But! I will begin making this account active again! I'll resubmit my Hetalia, Naruto, Free!, Kuroko no Basuke and Haikyuu stories here, but will be posting stories on the fandoms I've been recently loyal to for quite a while on my newer account MellifluouaAmor: Touken Ranbu, Final Fantasy 7 & 15, and K Project ^^

Look out for my Reverse Harem OC x Reader there too~
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Tags~

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I've got some tags piling up in my notifications, and I'm free at the moment, so why not?

KnB Tag
I was tagged by the fabbu HaikyuuNoBaskue and TsukishimaKeike 

RULES: You must watch kuroko no basket
            You must tag someone

1. Which team do you cheer for?

Oh my
I don't know.
But if I had to choose...

RAKUZAN BECAUSE MY BBU MAYUNNAISE IS THERE AND REQUIRES MY LOVE AND PROTECTION-

2. Who is the better light, Kagami or Aomine?

me obviously

3. If you could be in one of the teams, which team would it be?

RAKUZAN I NEED TO SEE MY BBU MAYUNNAISE

4. Do you ship Hyuga-senpai and Riko-senpai?

Lol noOOOOOOO-

5. Who are your favourite character/s?

OuO

Mayuzumi Chihiro
Mayuzumi Chihiro
Mayuzumi Chihiro
Mayuzumi Chihiro
Mayuzumi Chihiro
Mayuzumi Chihiro
Mayuzumi Chihiro
Mayuzumi Chihiro
Mayuzumi Chihiro
Mayuzumi Chihiro


6. If you have Kuroko's lack of presence, what would you do with it?

become some anti-hero who beats up crooks with a pizza box

7. Who is your favourite coach?

RIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

8. Are there character/s you dislike?

AOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINEAOMINE

9. Name the 3 characters in KNB that you would kiss, marry and date.

I would...

Kiss Mayuzumi, marry Mayuzumi and date Mayuzumi.

OuO

10. Will you watch the KNB movie that will come out?

weLL DUHH-

I tag:

PlatinumLovesRed123 summon09 himesaurus 



Haikyuu Tag
I was tagged by the fabbu HaikyuuNoBaskue aka my precious onee-sama OuO

RULES: You must watch Haikyuu!

1. Who is your least favourite character?

Asahi Grin Icon <--- this little shit right here

2. Which coach do you like the best?

Coach Neko-chan~

3. Which volleyball team do you cheer for?

NEKOMA FTW

4. Who is your favourite character?

KENMA KOZUME

Kenma Look Away Icon Kenma Waving Hand Icon Kenma Turn Icon Kenma Surprised Icon Kenma Turn Icon Kenma Waving Hand Icon Kenma Look Away Icon Kenma Waving Hand Icon Kenma Turn Icon Kenma Surprised Icon Kenma Turn Icon Kenma Waving Hand Icon Kenma Look Away Icon 

LOOK AT THIS CUTE KITTYCAT-

5. Do you play volleyball?

Used to
I'm not a very good player though
I can't toss to save my life

I tag:

pinksoymilk SkeletonDolly OuO



Dear :iconhaikyuunobaskue:,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you,but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetishism.

Disgusting regards,
                            Sakura Haruta

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what the actual fuck yo
sex-change?
HOW DARE YOU SIT ON MY FATHER >:c

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How to make your own;

HOW TO WRITE YOUR OWN:
Dear -icon of the person who tagged you~
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ( 1 ). I think I realized it ( 2 ) ( 3 ) and I saw you (4 ) ( 5 ). I'm sure you're ( 6 ) enough to understand ( 7 ). I'm returning ( 8 ) to you,but I'll keep ( 9 ) as a memory. You should also know that I ( 10 )( 11 ) .

( 12 ), *Your name*   

~~
                                                                           

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself                                                                                   
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other -  To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I tag:
RobinTehEVOCat kickerkitten DormLifeOffice AB853 Marco-Oplo 
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AM I SERIOUSLY STARTING TO FIND THAT PSYCHO CINNAMON ROLL CUTE????

OH

HELL

NAH.

//akashi taps my shoulder

DAFUQ YOU WANT-

//shows me the draft of the akashi x reader that I have finished and am about to post now

shit.
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memories :'D

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I found these photos in my old files and good lord
I missed these :'DDDD

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Okay, so I guess I'll start off with them tags. I was tagged by my two onee-sama, Nodakime and HaikyuuNoBaskue
LET'S GO~!

Tag Rules:
  1. You have to post the rules.
  2. Each person has to share 13 things about themselves.
  3. Answer the 13 questions asked and invent 13 questions the tagged will have to answer.
  4. Choose 13 people.
  5. Go to their page to inform them that they are tagged.
  6. Not something like "you are tagged if you read that."
  7. You have to legitimately tag 13 people. NOPE.
  8. You can't say that you don't do tags.
  9. Tag-backs are allowed!
  10. You must make a journal entry unless you're commenting about the actual entry.
  11. You have to finish within a week. If not; you'll have to do whatever the creator tells you to.
  12. Be creative with the title, no "I got tagged."
  13. Cussing is allowed.
13 things about this fluffy ball of death:
  1. I HAVE SENPAIS. MANY SENPAIS IRL.
  2. I like playing basketball~
  3. My top subjects are Biology, ICT, Maths and French!
  4. I no like Physics.
  5. I've got sooooo many messages to reply to. I'm sorry I swear I'll reply to them when I have time or smth
  6. I'M PLANNING TO START A NEW KNB SERIES, CALLED 'CALL FOR HEROES'. It's a Kuroko Tetsuya x Reader AU (not gonna tell what type hAHAHA), you guys interested? ;3 I've planned everything out; it's gonna have 41 chapters huEHUE
  7. Zelodi and I have a shared account, where we're planning to post our awesome Kisumi Shigino x Reader collab ;3 kissmemorelikeNO
  8. I came up with the lame username
  9. I don't know what else to put here ahahAHA
  10. I like to hack into a certain deviant's account and reply to random messages :3c arisa
  11. I make my own book covers for my stories UvU
  12. I HAVE 6 DEVIANTART ACCOUNTS IN TOTAL, LET'S SEE IF YOU ALL CAN FIND ME.
  13. I like pudding :3c
Nodakime's Questions!
1. Made this wallpaper for a friend. Yay or nay? :3
Looks awesome! Which version of photoshop do you use? I use CS5~

2. What is something your real life friends tease you about all the time?
MY SENPAI ;A;

3. Favorite genre of music?
J-POP! Particularly anime opening songs by HoneyWorks, and Vocaloid~! I also listen to K-POP sometimes :3c

4. Are you an introvert or extrovert?
I'm an introvert haha
I don't like talking to people.
Because I don't want to be involved in their dramatic shit.


5. Least favorite food?
RED BEAN SOUP, IT TASTES LIKE SHIT.

6. Favorite gemstone?
RUBIES~! Because they are like the colour of my enemies' blood OwO

7. What music player do you use most often? (Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Google Play, etc.)
Google play all da way.

8. If you could choose only one TV show/anime/movie to watch for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
That's a hard question.
HMMMMMMMM
Kuroko no Basuke? :3c
Or maybe The Basuketubbies


Gotta loooove those tubbies.


9. What is the best thing that you've had happen to you this past month?
Ahhh~ I've made so many new friends on deviantART, I feel rejuvenated~

10. What is something that other people do that you absolutely can't stand?
People talking shit about anime
YOU DONT INSULT RYOUTA MY SON
YOU DONT CALL HIM A FUCKING TRANNY


11. Favorite emoji?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


12. Do you know how to cook?
I can boil an egg

13. Favorite site outside of dA?
Quotev! Feel free to have a look anytime~ ;3 
CoSketch is pretty good too lol
You can chat while drawing hahaha

HaikyuuNoBaskue's Questions!
1. Who is your favorite seiyuu?
Noriaki Sugiyama! Gotta love the hot Sasuke voice~

2. What is your favorite type of cusine?
I love both Indonesian and Japanese UvU

3. Akashi (Playing shogi, thinking)
HOLY CRAP IT'S AKASHI-SAMA RUN-

4. What is your favorite anime?
NAAAAARRUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

5. Sweatshirt and jeans or a dress/suit?
COSPLAY~!

6. Izaya or Akashi?
LOL NOPE
YOU AIN'T MAKING ME CHOOSE.
//bolts for the exit


7. Baby hawk or baby eagle? Takao-Kak kak kak vs Izuki-Preach
Babbu Hawky pwease

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


8. Who is your favorite Kaijo member?
KISE~! <33

9. Do you like blondies? (cookie brownies)
lol no i liek poopies

10. Has school started for you (if you're still in school)?
...
You saw the picture of me and my senpai together, working on our "presentation" :3c


11. Tsundere war...who's side are you on? (Midorima, Kasamatsu, Hyuga, Iwaizumi, Kageyama)
KING KAGE BUNSHIN
EVERYONE LEAVE
GIGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO


12. Have you played laser tag?
lol nope

13. Fluff or Angst?
I liek ninjas :3c

Can't be bothered to tag, sorry.

MEME TIME, BROUGHT TO YOU BY MAMA MILKSHAKE Feeniecchi (yes, live w/ the nickname blad)

1. What does your DeviantArt name mean and why?
Good lord do I have to answer this again
- I love chocolate milk, hence 'ChocoMelk'
- I was obsessed with the Dutch language, hence 'Melk'
- I'm a female, hence 'Girl'
- I was an affectionate little shit back then, hence the ridiculous amount of 'xx'

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
... Hetalia.
Now I'm into Kuroko no Basuke~!

3. How many watchers do you have now?
1,044~ Thank you so much for the continuous support, minna! :iconembarrassing-hinata:

4. Name 3 of your favourite artists on DA.
Welp~! Here they are LanguageAnime RobinTehEVOCat alydicea 
I like Kei-chan's writings, especially her Fullmetal Alchemist fan-fiction. Robin is my IRL friend, and her artworks are ADORBS. As for Kakak Choco...
HER ARTWORKS ARE SIMPLY AMAZING~!

5. Or lack thereof, move along…
:iconmingplz:

6. Do you participate in group contests here on DA?
Mmmmm sometimes
But not anymore, I guess; I simply don't have the time to and I can't be bothered lol

7. What is your most popular submission?
...
<da:thumb id="398523414"/>
IT'S EMBARRASSING, PLEASE DON'T READ IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ALL LOVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT WRITING.

8. What are your favourite non-anime TV shows?
don't have any lol
unless, you count winx club...
:iconmingplz:

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Animals.
I can't draw a fucking cat to save my life.

10. Summer or winter?
summer so i don't have to go outside and interact with ppl

11. Rain or Sun?
sun i no liek wet grounds

12. What's your favourite type of music?
J-POP, songs by HoneyWorks and Vocaloid, in particular.

13. PC or Mac?
Laptop/PC, Windows 10 is baus son

14. Anime or Manga?
A bit of both lol

15. Coke or Pepsi?
waaattterrrrr

16. Read or TV?
i liek studying c:

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
depends
if it's during vacations, i'm on all day everyday
if it's during school times, i'm on 2 times every month, at the very least.

18. Name a talent.
I'm a very musical person; I sing, play the piano and the violin c:

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
:iconmingplz:

20. What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
i dont eat fast food, more like rarely actually, because the food is so oily blergh

21. What are your top 3 favourite books (no manga)?
Ummm
- Young Samurai series
- Death Note: Another Note
- Naruto: Mission; Protect the Hidden Waterfall Village!

22. Wii or PlayStation?
Uhhhhh
XBOX 360

23. Name 3 of your favourite bands/singers.
Uhhh
- HoneyWorks
- Bueno!
- Bump of Chicken

25. Do you like Denny's?
:iconmingplz: ????

26. What is your favourite smiley?
:3c

27. What is your favourite type of pie?
dun liek pies darling

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
noooooo
that's bad for your health
what kind of doctor would i be in the future

29. Do you go on DA a lot?
i guess? I prefer Quotev, tbh
the stories there are way better (and finding them is much easier), and publishing your own stories are made easier
i also like the fact that you can add authors into your story and do lots of collabs c:
Wattpad is not a bad website either

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides DA?
- Quotev
- Wattpad
- Tumblr
- Twitter
- Instagram
- Path
and some others lol

31. Do you cosplay?
Yessss <3 My recent Tenten cosplays are my best ones yet

32. Fruits or sweets?
SWWEEETTTTSSSSSS

33. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
NO CARAMEL????? :iconsoemotionalplz:

34. Have you skipped school?
Well, not really... I'm too much of a good student to skip out on my classes.

35. Have you been on a plane?
are you being serious

36. Have you swam in an ocean?
i don't like sodium chloride
i sniffed in too much chlorine the other day and got sick ==;

37. Have you been ice skating?
lol yes many times
i keep kissing the ice
ice ice baby *wink wonk*

38. Favourite sport?
BASUKETTEBORUUUUU

39. Ever been on TV?
:iconmingplz:

40. Favourite salad and dressing?
:iconmingplz:

41. What do you do to relax?
stab the wall with my scissors until they break

42. What is the last film you saw in the theatre?
INSIDE OUT
I WAS SUCH A NOOB
I FUCKING CRIED AT THE END ;-;

43. Favourite Sandwich?
:iconmingplz:

44. If you could go anywhere in the world…
JAPAN

45. Favourite time of the day?
Morning~ I'm scared of the dark QAQ

46. What did you want to be when you were little?
an astronaut
i know
i was a noob

47. What do you want to be now?
DOCTOR
SO I CAN TERRORIZE THE WORLD WITH MY FATAL MEDICINES- Waaaatttt I didn't say anything

48. If you could eat with one person, who would it be?
HaikyuuNoBaskue :3c

49. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
AKASHI SEIJUUROU
I NO LIEK THE SEIJUUROU

50. When is your birthday?
take a guess

51. Favourite type of ice cream?
MINT CHOCORATO

52. Last book you read?
two days ago forgot the name haha

53. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
none
im very frugal
id rather save mah money for education and mah future children

54. Do you buy / sell / both on eBay?
i buy cosplays off eBay U.U

55. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
Can you please smile?

GO AWAY IM NOT SMILING FOR SOME FUCKTARD LIKE YOU.

56. Favourite all-time movie?
dont watch a lot of movies eue

57. What was your favourite show when you were a kid?
Hamtaro
I know lame
i love the hamsters tho

58. What are you listening to right now?
my laptop's internal fans

59. What is the last thing you ate?
j'ai mangé le riz avec le poulet
c'est trés délicieuse

60. If you were a crayon what colour would you be?
peach duuhhhh

61. What is the first thing you notice about another person?
their neutral expression

62. Favourite sport to play?
BASUKEEEEEE

63. Favourite Day of the Year?
uhhhh
none????

64. Hugs or Kisses?
lol no
i dont let anyone touch me

65. Vanilla or Chocolate?
VANIRRA ARR DA WAIIIIi

66. Favourite Board Game?
dont play board games
i live such a sad lief

67. Favourite smells?
chlorine

68. What inspires you?
sharp objects, someone's crying face, when i see people get hurt
i find it hilarious for some reason and BAM plot bunny comes sourin out

69. Do you have any piercings?
hell no

70. How many siblings do you have?
one elder sister and one elder bro

71. Bacon Bits or Croutons?
????

72. Favourite Day of the Week?
Saturdaaayyyy

73. Favourite phrase?
"words have power too you piece of shit"

74. Favourite Restaurant?
my kitchen fool

75. Favourite animal?
hamsters
they're such cute fluff balls of death
quote taken from Arisa

76. Favourite thing to do outside?
throwing scissors at any random tree

77. Favourite thing to do when it's raining?
sleep duuhhhh

78. Favorite Disney character?
HIRO HAMADA EVERYONE LEAVEEEEE

79. Do you like coffee? If so, what is your favourite brand?
GURL IM 15 I DONT DRINK NO COFFEE.

80. Tag 6 people.
RobinTehEVOCat AB853 DormLifeOffice LanguageAnime alydicea Marco-Oplo 
lol i hope you guys don't mind :P
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